pendulum-north:

it’s horrible recommending music to friends because when you’re waiting for the verdict now it’s like your favorite album is suddenly dogshit

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madderhatter:

grox:

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parakeet:

ahagoat:

parakeet:

parakeet:

my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

he was like ‘thats the same one from last night!’ (he was feeding the slugs cucumber slices last night too) im like man you’ve been spending too much time with the neighbourhood slugs if you can tell them apart

Friendship comes in many forms. Don’t get in the way of a man and his friendly slug friends

you’re right sorry dad for my crimes

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dragongirltitties:

nikcage:

its the perfect post everything asked is answered

why is this post diagrammed like an nfl analysis

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cirrates:

strawberrysteroid:

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

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lesbwian:

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